Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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