Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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