i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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