is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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