When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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