Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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