how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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