Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
there was a trapeze. enough said
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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