My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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