i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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