he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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