His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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