And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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