so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
