brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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