dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
