the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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