She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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