So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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