She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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