There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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