Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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