areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
