Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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