3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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