Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Mom said you looked used
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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