We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I would ride that face into the sunset
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
