Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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