This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Drunk is not a location!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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