Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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