Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I am mentally ready for anal.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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