You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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