why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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