on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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