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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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