Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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