Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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