Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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