So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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