I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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