Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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