Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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