I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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