Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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