D3 body, D1 cock
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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