Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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