How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This house was built for laser tag.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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