i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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