I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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