Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
