This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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