Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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