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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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