It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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