i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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